this is why i can’t fucking introduce kingdom hearts to my friends
my bones!! feel free to look but please don’t steal my bones!!
my bones!! feel free to look but please don’t steal my bones!!
reblog to steal her bones
NO


we’re over halfway to stealing all of jess’ bones
STOP!!

They took the whole skellington
Congratulations to pancakeke for becoming the first living person to have their bones stolen by tumblr users.
I love how you can’t say “first person”
i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds
the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes
my skin is clear
ordering pizza
this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come”
he got a $20 tip
Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube
… I am unironically here for this
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
this is funny, but also some of the best, most human attention I’ve seen someone give modern Shakespeare in a WHILE