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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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ororium-z

Let’s play a guessing game.

Picture a woman in pop culture.
- Largely well known and respected in her field of work by professionals and fans alike.
- Has a very recognizable voice.
- Married. He also works in the same field. His reputation is enough to rival her own, maybe even more successful than she is.
- Once suspected her husband of committing adultery. Sometimes seen as unsupportive, even by fans. His bum ass definitely doesn’t deserve her.
- Three children. The oldest is a daughter named after a color (protect her).
- T H I C C

Who am I talking about?

ororium-z

africanaquarian

oh my god

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peanutworm

You, an intellectual: 9+7=16

Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8x2 is 16

Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN

chiefmilesobrien

This is literally how I would have done it

thewildonion

9 is a hungry bitch and takes one from 7, making it 10+6=16

peanutworm

VALID

vieratheartist

I too was taught the hungry bitch method.

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pancakeke

my bones!! feel free to look but please don’t steal my bones!!

discsfine

reblog to steal her bones

pancakeke

NO

megatome

we’re over halfway to stealing all of jess’ bones

pancakeke

STOP!!

the-foley-knoll-horror

They took the whole skellington

unmovinggreatlibrary

Congratulations to pancakeke for becoming the first living person to have their bones stolen by tumblr users.

pancakeke

I love how you can’t say “first person”

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jaymonoto

why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”

kevv

me when i eat soup lol

chongoblog

the fuck kinda soup you eatin?

thatheckinjade

some really good fuckin’ soup

confusedbyinterface

nerdgasrnz

How do you have a reaction image for THIS POST, at THIS MOMENT, for THIS CONTEXT

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